August 2007
86 posts
I bet her name was Susan or Cheryl
I was walking on the sidewalk today and came upon a woman, mid fifties, sitting in the passenger seat of an idling car. She had a handful of money all fanned out, and it looked like mostly $20s. It was a lot of money. She heard me walking closer and she spied me out of the corner of her eye. She stuffed the bills into her white purse very quickly. I smiled instead of saying hi, and I could feel...
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dream
I was able to just sort of pull on my hair a little bit and it would grow longer. I got it down to my shoulders again, and looked really funny.
aa: I've been cultivating that leg-out dance thingy while showing my butt lately
aa: It's almost perfected
duplo: hahaha
aa: I need to get my knees higher
duplo: that's a really useful skill to have
aa: very important
duplo: I'll work on it
duplo: I want my ass on vimeo
aa: you should add it
aa: make a video dedicated to the AA ass dance
aa: do it in the park or something
duplo: hhahahah
duplo: I might have to be semi drunk
aa: It'll be a vimeo obsession
duplo: HAHA. we just had a meeting about vimeo obsessions
aa: did my ass make it?
duplo: haha
duplo: no
duplo: but it should have
aa: Be sure to add it to the agenda for next time. Thanks.
duplo: np
WatchAnother perfect Nick Gray moment.
This has inspired me to make a song tonight
Compatibility Test for Couples
Ingredients: large basket with as many different kinds of fruits and vegetables as possible Instructions: select the fruits or vegetables you identify with the most select the fruits or vegetables that are most similar to your partner mix a shake with the fruits and vegetables judge the compatibility of you and your partner by the flavor
Carl and I got up at 4 a.m. to see the lunar eclipse. It. Was. Awesome. I think being in a half-asleep, dream state made it cooler.
“Don’t worry, Andrea, I restricted this photo so SteveR won’t be able...”
– Description beneath a flickr photo of Heather and her mother.
“I like those kinds of movies.”
– Carl on the ride home from seeing “The Nanny Diaries.”
Schroberts is getting schtupped again tonight!
Schroberts got schtupped last night.
duplo: sometimes i do. sometimes i put on heels and i feel like this big sexy giant
duplo: it's kind of awesome
I took the day off to go the Kansas City with Carl. We’re going to eat dinner with my sister and then scream our heads off at a pre-season Kansas City Chiefs game. Look for me showin’ tits on TV.
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AA dream
I was at a house I had never been before. I was trying to jumpstart my car, but couldn’t focus. There was too much peanut butter in my mouth. I would remove a whole swath of it with my finger, only to find that there would be the same amount in there a few seconds later. It was like I understood that miracle Jesus did with the fishes and bread.
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AA dream
I was pulled over by the cops and when they searched my trunk, they found a stolen car engine. I wasn’t getting arrested, I was just getting a huge guilt trip from the police. It felt like they went on forever.
WatchTesting vimeo widgets!
“It would be an honor to have Jakob Lodwick view my naked bod.”
– Brian Brown
“I’ve still got “have sex with a black woman” on my list....”
– SteveR talking about his list of things to do before he dies.
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AA dream
Carl and I were swimming in these indoor pools. Whenever Carl would get in the water, he would turn into a Killer Whale, and would turn back into a human when he got out. At one point, he let a bunch of little kids hold on to him and he’d swim really fast. One little girl held on to his dorsal fin so hard, that she warped it. It was all crinkled up when Carl swam back to me.
Then Miller...
nelly furtado commits suicide
muskatron7092: i just had a dream that nelly furtado killed herself
muskatron7092: but she was pregnant too
muskatron7092: it was scary
muskatron7092: i can't imagine a world without nelly
aaonvimeo: That reminds me, I have to log my dreams from this weekend on my tumblr
"Like spinning plates backwards" →
via Eric Lodwick Via Patrick Moberg
experiment
I’ve created a Youtube account. I am going to upload one clip. I want to see the difference in comments.
more about breasts
aaonvimeo: i would never wear a bra if I could keep my headlights from being on
islebehere: band aids
aaonvimeo: HAHA!
Heather: I think that vimeo is to myspace/youtube what mac is to pc
AA: perfect analogy
katie looks like a 40 year-old
islebehere: oh! i had no idea you were older than katie
islebehere: i always thought you were the younger, kooky one. no offense.
aaonvimeo: none taken
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AA dream
I was in a school that the Nazis converted into a headquarters. They were detaining me for questioning. They wanted me to advise them about interior design problems. At one point, I was walking down the hallway and the bridge of my glasses melted in the middle and my ear pieces shrunk so they folded my ears.
NPR Audition
I just uploaded a voice audition for NPR talent scouts to my vimeo channel! I laugh when I listen to it — half out of embarrassment, and half because it’s funny in an odd way.
surfer lingo →
a good example of an entry: pitchpole: when your nose goes under, you go over the nose, the board flips behind you, the wave closes on you and you become a sandwich. Can be a dangerous situation..
WatchI laughed so hard at this I snorted. (via Nick Gray)
“When I can’t hang out with you, I feel like I can check your website, and...”
– One of Nick Gray’s comments in Jakob Lodwick’s Vidblog 008: Metal Not Flesh This sentence has really stuck with me, and I find myself going back to that vidblog every few months to hear him say it again. I have to admit that I sort of use that idea as a goal for my vimeo and tumblr. I...
